Funny Birthday Wishes, Quotes, Messages, Images

Wishing someone on their birthday is easy but finding something funny to say is a bit difficult. If you are in search of some hilarious and funny birthday wishes then you will be glad to know that we have written some funny birthday greetings just for you. Pick any of these laughable birthday messages with a funny image and share it with your friends and family.

When I look at you I don’t see my old friend, all I see is an old man looking for his teeth. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Old Man

You should be grateful for today, as you have done only one thing in your life for that, people congratulate you. Happy Birthday my dear friend!

Smile It's Your Birthday

Dear Friend, I did not get you any birthday present as I am saving money for your retirement. Happy Birthday!

You are smart, funny and a great human being, and I am a liar. Happy Birthday!

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Happy birthday to you! Today I want you to know that if there will be an apocalypse, you will be the last person I will look for.

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May your birthday will be filled with people like me. Who doesn’t care that it’s your birthday!

Happy Birthday Buddy

On your birthday I want to congratulate you for living this long. Well Done!

happy birthday wish for Nerd!

Today, we will get so drunk that you will forget that no one comes to your birthday party. Happy Birthday, Buddy!

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When I thought, what I should get you for your birthday, I was blank. So, I got nothing for you. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday You Naughty Bitch

The more you live, the more birthdays you have to celebrate lonely. Just Saying! Happy Birthday!

yellow yellow dirty fellow! happy birthday

People will come and congratulate you on getting older! I am not one of them. Happy Birthday, Idiot.

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Happy Birthday! You are an adult now. Stop behaving like a kid always and just take life seriously.

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Your present is what you make it. So, I did not get you any present for your birthday. Happy Birthday!

On each of your birthday, you set a goal for the next year but never did anything to achieve that. It’s time to stop celebrating birthdays.

I am your Birthday Gift

If you look back at your life that how you lived all these past years, you will not feel as special about you as you are feeling right now. Happy Birthday buddy!

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If anyone calls you old, don’t run behind them angrily. You will lose breath. Mind your age. Happy Birthday!

As you will grow older you will get wiser, no, but not in your case. You are just old. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday from your brother

Don’t you feel like a child when it’s your birthday, well I am here to tell you that you are old enough to stop behaving like one. Happy Birthday!

Today is the day you were naked for the first time. Let’s celebrate that. Happy Birthday!

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You are older and wiser but still a prick. That’s all, wish you a happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Beardo

I hope tonight’s party brings happiness and joy, so please don’t come to the celebration. Happy Birthday!

You must have thought that you aged like wine, but sorry, you didn’t. You are just a boring old person; no one wants to hang out with you. Happy Birthday!

You have only two options either you can keep on celebrating your birthdays or wait for your last day to come. Wish you the happiest birthday!

I am really sorry that I wished you on your birthday without a present. If you have already forgiven me then it’s no use to get you a gift now. Enjoy your day!

Did you notice that there is only one birthday and the rest of the years we celebrate the anniversary! So, there is no need to give you a gift for something you did years back. Just Happy Birth Anniversary to you!

If your birthday is going bad, just imagine how the rest of the year will do? Just thinking! Happy Birthday my friend!

I wanted to send you something on your birthday but at the last moment I changed my mind.

You are such an amazing person but why don’t others see that. Whatever it’s your birthday and sorry I will not be there as I have other plans. Enjoy and my best wishes!

You are getting old day by day and want to celebrate it. Well done. Happy Birthday!

When you pass one birthday you get older and wiser, but you only get older. Wish you a happy birthday!

Happy birthday from the smartest, funniest, cute and genuine person to you! Enjoy your birthday!

Smile, because it is your birthday and scare all the children in your neighborhood. Happy Birthday!

If you celebrate your birthday you will grow old. Stop celebrating your birthday!

Happy Birthday! May your age never show on your face and you can lie all your life about how younger you are!

If you think you are too old for celebrating your birthday, you are right. Your birthday is not unique. Enjoy!

I did not get you any birthday gift, because I went to buy a donkey for you but it is expensive for you. Sorry, Happy Birthday!

You think it’s your special day because it’s your birthday, No it’s not. Happy Birthday!

The older you get the more irritating you will be. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday! I wish you nothing, nothing at all. So I take my happy birthday back! Enjoy!

You will get everything in life you work hard for, but you will still crave for more. May your birthday will be like that also! Happy Birthday!

You are not special and nor your birthday! May you have an ordinary life and ordinary death! Smile if you can. Happy Birthday!

If you live long enough to be old and toothless, I will surely steal your teeth when your favorite food will be there. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to the most wonderful person in the world! Have a crazy donkey at your party that will beat you and make you cry. Enjoy your day!

You are lucky that people don’t know your true self. Be like this and you will die alone. Happy Birthday!

You were lost and found by your parents. They never told you are adopted, but look at your face; you are the weirdest person in our family. Happy Birthday!

You are very special in your mind. I hope at least on this birthday your friends make you feel the same. Happy Birthday!

I am really sorry that I am unable to come to your birthday party tonight. The reason is, I actually don’t want to. Enjoy your day alone. Happy Birthday!

Today is the day you were born, Wish you your birthday! Not happy or wonderful, just birthday.

I did not get you any gift or card, and I am not sorry for that. You only deserve a wish nothing much. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to you and I wish that you always look that old which makes me look younger. Have fun!

Hey, you should enjoy your birthdays while you are young. Time will never come back. Happy Birthday!

Wish you a very happy birthday, Old man! Enjoy your days while you can.

OMG, today is your birthday, I wish you that at least you have a good day today.

On your birthday, I wish to give you happiness but it is literally impossible as you make every happy thing sad. Have a good day!

You are a banana in all the fruits I can think of. And I don’t like bananas. Happy Birthday!

You are nobody’s favorite, even your kids like me more than you. How can you be happy and celebrate your birthday? Whatever, Enjoy it!

There is always a positive side to anything. But I am really surprised to see that you are completely negative. Sad Birthday wishes to you!

You look like you are literally fallen from the sky but on your face. Happy Birthday!

You are way crazier than anyone I ever met. I recommend you to stay at a zoo, please. Happy Birthday!

You do not respect your friends as much as you should. To be a friend with a person like you deserves respect and appreciation. Happy Birthday!

Having you around me always makes me think of our strong bonding. As do all the things together without getting tired. But, sorry dude, you are no more young now. Happy birthday, oldie.

I remember we had made a promise to be together forever Young. But You are good at breaking rules and now you ended up our promise you old mossback. Happy birthday.

I hope your two or three teeth are still surviving as you get older. Hopefully, you brush the remaining ones. Happy birthday you grumpy old man.

There’s an old saying where there’s a will there is a way. But you make it wrong. Because you cannot make yourself young again. Unfortunately, you become old today. Happy birthday.

Just be careful tonight because I’m going to bring you a bucket full of water to put on you before you cut the cake. Let’s cut the cake with wet clothes. Happy birthday.

I always had the curiosity to know about primitive humans. Please share something about them. I mean you are non-other than that. Just kidding. Happy birthday you oldie Goldie.

Could you please extinguish these candles or I shall call the fire brigade to do that. Do it fast I want to eat birthday cake. Happy birthday.

May all your dreams come true but I am afraid, if all the dreams come true then all your jealous people will die. Happy birthday.

Today I’m going to give you a very special gift, that is an empty box. Because I always prepare my budget for gifts according to the person’s empty brain. Enjoy your birthday and have no gift from my side. Lol.

Don’t think of your last birthday, don’t think of your future birthday, don’t think of your present birthday because I’m not going to give you any gift. Happy birthday.

May your social media page will be filled with lots of birthday wishes so that you become mad while reading those wishes. Happy birthday.

It’s really hard to buy you a gift because of your difficult choice, that’s why I didn’t get any. Enjoy your day.

Happy birthday to the person whom I would never rescue from zombies.

Yes yes yes I know I’m an intelligent, funny, smart, and good looking guy. Happy birthday to you from my side. Please don’t get jealous of me.

It is proven that the person who is my friend will live longer. So have fun and celebrate your birthday.

As it’s your birthday so you should get me some drinks and snacks. And forget about gifts. Happy birthday.

Hey…. congratulations you get slightly older today. Best wishes for your birthday.

If you look forward, in your future your memory will be lost and wrinkles on your face. Don’t worry about it.. enjoy your today.. Happy Birthday.

Dear Friend, you should be glad that you are born so we can celebrate your birthday. Happy Birthday!

Cheers to you my dear friend cheers on our friendship. I wish that you have a great birthday this year, not like you last few. Happy Birthday!

 Many many years ago when dinosaurs went extinct from the earth, the last egg was you and look at you now, still so young, just like a vampire. Happy Birthday!